Congratulations, you sicko—you’ve officially embraced your inner River Rat. This cap is for the players who don’t believe in odds, math, or folding when you absolutely should. You’re here for the miracle card, baby, and you’ll shamelessly chase that gutshot like it owes you money.
With bold, arched RIVER RAT lettering over The DeGen Mafia logo, this hat tells the table exactly what you are—a fearless, luck-sucking, turn-and-river magician who somehow gets there every damn time. Tilt your opponents in style while protecting your head from bad beat headaches and dealer glares.
Perfect for:
Announcing you’re the reason people say “nice hand” through gritted teeth
Covering your face after calling three streets with bottom pair and rivering quads
Letting the whole poker room know you were never folding
Warning: Wearing this cap may cause an increase in all-in calls, chip stacking, and side-eye from the nit in seat 5.
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
