GRIND, TILT, REPEAT Hoodie

Poker isn’t just a game. It’s a lifestyle of bad beats, late nights, and questionable life choices. The GRIND, TILT, REPEAT Long Sleeve Tee sums it all up perfectly: you grind until your bankroll looks decent, tilt it away in one horrific session, then repeat the cycle like the degenerate champion you are.

This hoodie is the perfect uniform for those who can laugh at variance while crying on the inside. Wear it at the tables, the bar, or while explaining to your friends for the 50th time why you actually played that hand correctly.

Because therapy costs more than rake.

Step 1: Grind. Step 2: Tilt. Step 3: Pretend it’s variance.

Wear this so your opponents know you’re already tilted.

Laundry day = bankroll reset day.

50% Cotton / 50% Polyester

• Preshrunk fleece knit
• Double-lined hood with colour-matched drawcord
• Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband and cuffs
• Pouch pocket
• 1 x 1 rib with spandex
• Air jet yarns = softer feel and reduced pilling
• Tear away label

Care Instruction:

• Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors
• Do not use bleach
• Do not iron
• Do not dry clean
• Do not tumble dry