The RIVER RAT T-Shirt celebrates your uncanny ability to call every hand “just to see one more card” — and occasionally get lucky enough to make your opponents cry. Whether you’re chasing gutshots, backdoor flushes, or just chasing your dignity, this shirt proudly declares your river-loving lifestyle.
Made for degenerates who believe: Why win on the flop when you can risk it all for that miracle card?
Wear it loud. Wear it proud. And remember: variance loves a River Rat.
Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care Instruction:
Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors
